London Calling

Remind me never to be a commuter.

I spent an hour on the train back from Waterloo yesterday scrunched on the floor outside the toilet, wedged between a bike and four other teenagers. And it was absolutely sweltering.

I managed to entertain myself by reading about Freud, which amused me greatly. Even if I did get a strange look from the guy standing near me. Well I'm sorry if I find the words 'cunnilingus and fellatio' funny. [If you don't know what these words mean, you should totally Google them...]

Still, the conference I was travelling from was pretty interesting. Who knew you could tell someone they had a bad experience eating strawberry ice cream as a child to stop them eating it now?

These psychologists will totally take over the world.
Social manipulation is [unfortunately] totally the way forward...

[DISCLAIMER: For future notice, if I ever tell you to google something this is sarcastic unless explicitly stated otherwise... silly people :)]